30+ Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra

A lot of guys go hay, Yog say a yogi-ism. I tell em, I don’t know any they want me to make one up. I don’t make em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They are the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know. I tell the kids, somebody gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. just try to get batter. Always go to other peoples funerals otherwise they won’t come to your’s. You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left. I want to give him a big hug. It’s an absolute wonderful accomplishment. They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that? If you don’t know where you are going you might wind up someplace else. Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they want go to your’s. Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to your’s. I don’t get upset over things I can control, because I can control them there’s no sense in getting upset. And I don’t get upset over things I can’t control, because if I can’t control them there’s no sense in getting upset. Why is it that as soon as we really start to get over someone they have a way of showing up.

If You Don’t

If you don’t know where you are going any road will take you there.

Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra

I Knew I Was

I knew I was going to take the wrong train so I left early.

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How Can You

How can you think hit at the same time?

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All Pitchers Are

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

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You Wouldn’t

You wouldn’t have won if wed beaten you.

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Nobody Goes

Nobody goes there anymore; It’s too crowded.

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It Ain’t Like

It ain’t like football. You can’t make up no trick plays.

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If You Ask

If you ask me any thing I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

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Always Go To

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come  to yours.

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Baseball Is Ninety

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

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I’m Not Going

I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

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Mr Ranger

Mr ranger I’ve learnt two things from stealing pic a nice baskets; one, light mayonnaise is not nearly as good as regular mayonnaise and two, you have to fight for the thing you love weather it’s a girl or a park or a roast beef sandwich.

Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra

If You Don’t

If you don’t know where you are going you might wind up someplace else

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Little League

Little league baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents of the street.

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It’s Not Over

It’s not over till its over.

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If You Don’t

If You Don’t know where you’re

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The Future Ain’t

The future ain’t what it used to be.

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If You Ask

If you ask me a question I don’t know I’m not going to answer it.

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You’ve Got To

You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might end up there.

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I Really Didn’t

I really didn’t say everything I said.

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Whatever You Do

Whatever you do, You should do it with feeling.

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If You Come

If you come to a fork in the road take it.

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I Never Blame

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself.

Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra

 You Better Cut

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

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If You Don’t Know

If you don’t know where you are going. You’ll end up someplace else.

Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra

If The World Was

If the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be.

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You can’t Just

You can’t just tell people an apparently obvious tautology or paradoxical contradiction, without talking about apparently obvious tautologies or paradoxical contradictions.

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In Theory

In theory, there’s no difference between theory and practice. in practice there is.

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Referring To The

Referring to the bad sun conditions is left field at the stadium; It gets late out there early.

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The Game Is

90% of of the game is half mental.

Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra

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