30+ Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

Happy Birthday to you if yours is today. I know you’re old but try to smile. Enjoy. You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you. When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know. The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.  I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.  I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date! The more you have the harder it is to breathe! There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday. Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.

Here’s Wishing You

Here’s wishing you a day that’s as special as you are… Happy Birthday.

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Many Happy Returns

Many happy returns of the day happy birthday!!! To my sweetheart

 

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Happy Birthday

Happy birthday.

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Have A Happy Birthday

Have a happy birthday don’t forget to drink responsibility.

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If Some one Comes

If someone comes up with the idea to call you old, then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth.

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Let’s Celebrate The

Let’s celebrate the day your life really began. Happy conception day! sorry this is coming about 9 month’s late.

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I Don’t Believe

I don’t believe that today is your birthday. You don’t look any older than you did last year.

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Dear Sis Have

Dear sis have a great birthday; Know we’re thinking of you, Giving love and support in all that you do! Happy Birthday.

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You Know You Are

You know you are getting old when candles cost more than the cake, said Bob Hope. I just saw what your candle cost.

Happy Birthday Funny QuotesKeep Calm And

Keep calm and tell my big brother Happy Birthday.

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Hope These Flowers

Hope these flowers spread their fragrance to your days the colors enrich your life and the dewdrops softens your ways Happy Birthday.

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Wishing You A

Happy birthday wishing you a day filled with happiness and a year filled with joy.

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Hope Your Special Day

Hope your special day, brings you all that your heart desires! Here’s wishing you a day ful of pleasent surprises! Happy Birthday.

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On Your Birthday

On your birthday you are wished all that you hope for all that dream of all that makes you happy. Happy Birthday to you.

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Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday. God had a plan in creating you when God made you he blessed to world with a very special person.

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On Your Birthday

Two tips on your birthday:

Forget the past, you can’t change it. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

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Happy Birthday To

Happy birthday to the most beautiful princess in the entire universe.

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Its An Opportunity

It’s an opportunity for you to know that you are special and special things are for you today I Love You. Happy Birthday Sweet Heart.

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Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday may all your dreams happy birthday may all your dreams and wishes cum true. Enjoy your day.

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Happy Birthday To You

Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! you look like a monkey and you smile like one too.

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I Smile Because You

I smile because you are my aunt I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.

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If You Could

If you could figure out how to make a facebook page. Happy Birthday Mom.

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Sending You A Birthday

Sending you a birthday wish wrapped with all my love! Have a Happy Birthday.

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Every Woman Should

Every woman should have four pets in her life a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pay for everything.

30+ Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

I Just Want You

I just want you to know that the only people I send birthday card to are attractive. Intelligent. And incredibly sexy individuals. Happy Birthday.

30+ Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

As You Get Older

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

30+ Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

On Your Birthday

On your birthday, remember this, You don’t have to be an animal.

30+ Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

Today On Your Birthday

Today, on you birthday, I want to tell you that I love you, I respect you, I care for you and I will always pray for you. Wishing you nothing but the best. HAppy Birthday

30+ Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

A Wish For You

A wishing for you on your birthday, What ever you ask, May you receive, Whatever you seek, may you find, Whatever you wish, may it be fulfilled, on your birthday & Always. Happy Birthday.

30+ Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

May Your Cake

May your cake be too big. Your cares be too small. And your presents be just right! Happy Birthday

30+ Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

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