I’m the doctor. I’m a time lord. I’m from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of boisterous. Come on look at me! no plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else I don’t have anything to lose so, if you’re sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all you silly little guns and you’ve got any plans on taking the pandorica tonight. Just remember who’s standing in your way! remember every black day I ever stopped you, and than do the smart thing. Let somebody else try first. The every powerful and the stupid have one thing in common. They don’t alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering. Every where and any where every star that ever was where do you want to start? The universe is big, it’s wast and complicated, and ridiculous, and sometimes, very really impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And that’s the theory. Nine hundred years never seen one yet, but this would do me. Start from the beginning, tell me everything you know. Well for starters I know you can’t wrap your hand around your elbow and make your figures meet.
Keep calm and allons-y
Why Must It Always
Why must it always end in handcuffs?
Conveniently cropped pictures inspiring slash since the beginning of time.
Even If I Do
Even if I do change it feels like dying. Everything I am dies. Some new man goes sauntering away and I’m dead.
Very Important Five
And five, very important five. Don’t let me eat pears I hate pears.
He Is Like Fire
He is like fire and ice and he is wonderful.
He Is Like The Night
He’s like fire and ice and rage. He’s liek night and the strom in the heart of the sun. He’s ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and can see the turn of the universe. And he’s wonderful.
Just Stand There
Just stand there ’cause I’m gonna hug you, is that all right?
This Is My Expression
This is my expression. Every time I hear someone mention doctor who.
Hermits united we meet up every ten years, swap stories about caves. It’s good fun, for a Hermit.
What Would You
What would you rather find in your wardrobe? Narnia or David tannant.
Terribly Sorry To
Oh, hello! I’m The doctor, by the way. Terribly sorry to intrude, but if I’m correct, and I usually am with these stores of things, you are reading this in my voice right now.
I’m Not Always Sorry
I’m not always sorry but when I’m, I’m so, so sorry.
You Should Have Seen
Oh, You should have seen it, that old planet. The second sun would rise in the south and the mountain would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver and they’d light the sky every morning like it was fire.
Hermits united we meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves. It’s good fun, for a hermit.
Amy pond. There’s something you’d better understand and about me cause it’s important. And one day your life may depend on it; I am definitely a mad man with a box.
People Assume That
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly.. timey-wimey…stuff.
Hey, I Just Met
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy but here’s my tar dis allonsy. May be?
He Is Like Fire
The doctor. He is like fire, and ice, and rage.. He is ancient and forever, he burns at the centre of time, and he can see the turn of the universe and he is wonderful.
How Long Have You
How long have you know? Ever since I run away from you. You’re a fixed point in time and space; you’re a fact. That’s never meant to happen. The laws of time are mine, and they will obey me. It’s not easy just looking at you jack cause you’re wring.
Blink And You’re Dead
Don’y blink. Blink and you’re dead. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink. Good Luck.
I’m The Doctor
I’m the doctor. I’m a time lard. I’m from the planet gallifrey in the constellation of hasterborous. I am 903 years old, and I’m the man whos going to save your lives and all 6 billion people in the planet below. You gotta problem with that?
The Man Of Five
The man of five & ice who walked among gods.
There’s A Lot Of Things
There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? you need a hand to hold.
I Have Fan Girls
I have fan girls, smart, nerdy fan girls. Beat that pattinson.
Some People Live
Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80 it’s not the time that matters it’s the person.
I Am Pulling
I am Pulling! In this position I couldn’t not pull, could I?
Some People Tell Me
Some people tell me I’m better than the 4th doctor and I think most folks already know how I feel about that. A syphilitic draft horse would be better than tom baker. Go Davison or go home.
I’ve Never Seen
I’ve never seen a McDonalds or a Burger king under construction. They just show up.
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